Istabas

• “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

• “I was thrown out of NYU [New York University] for cheating on my Metaphysics final. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”

• “To you, I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.”

• “If my film makes one more person miserable, I’ll feel I’ve done my job.”

• “I’m not afraid of dying…I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

via, Woody Allen @ imdb.